Shit. Tony, the game is up. Resort to plan b; spike the coffee.
[Submitted by: notanightlight
Do NOT accept any candy from the R&D department this Halloween. They have been having a hard time getting volunteer test subjects recently and are not above playing dirty.
Please keep this in mind, even if Dr. Banner approaches you in his mild-mannered, soft-spoken, earnestly-shy, non-threatening way. You should know better by now, people.]
[hides bowl of irradiated candy corn]